Comments about kids coin banks

I highly recommend kids coin banks. I think it was the best investment I did.

A few Riddles, first to answer all correctly wins! If no one gets them all, who ever gets the most right.?
1. A begger’s brother died. But the man who died had no brother, how is this?2. A man walks into a bar and says “Can I please have a glass of water?” The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man’s face . The man walks out and says (not sarcastically) “Thank you.”3. A boy and his father were in a car crash. The father died and the boy was injured. When the boy came to the hospital the doctor said: I can’t operate on this boy, he’s my son. How??4. What has a head but never weeps, what has a bed but never sleeps. What can run but never walk, what has a mouth but never talks?5. The bigger it gets the less you see.6. How far can you run into a forest?7. What gets bigger the more you take away?8. Ms.Smith was in her kitchen feeding her dog, Rover. The phone rings and she picks up…”Hello?”"Yes, Hello there! This is Sid, a judge from the Country Bake pie contest.”"What kids coin banks is it?”"I’m pleased to tell you that your pie has won first place in your town! You’re going to the finals this weekend”"Oh boy! I’m so happy!! Can you call me back with the time later though? I’m a little busy.”"Ok, bye.”She hangs up. What does she tell her husband?9. a Rich kid walks into a STORE with a gold coin and comes out with a pile of gold coins. What was the store? (It wasnt a bank, stock market, his/parents store and he didn’t sell anything.)10. You’ve moved to a new town. You’re an experienced dentist but there is a law you can’t do your own dentistry here. So you must choose one of the other two dentist to go to. Do you choose Dr. Teeth, who has disgusting yellow teeth? Or Dr.Smiles who has gleaming bright white teeth?11. If two’s company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?12. Your best friend has been kidnapped. When you find her she is with another person who looks exactly the same. Another man is there and tells you”The real one always tells the truth and the false one always lies…You may ask one question to discover who’s who.”What do you ask?BONUS! If you had to guess, which one do you think I wrote myself?Real answers and best answer posted tomorrow!

ANSWERS!1. The beggar was his sister2. He had the hiccups and the gun shocked him out of it.3. Surgeon=mother (Step-mother/father would also work)4. A river5. Darkness6. Halfway, then you’re running OUT of the forest.7. A hole 8. MS. (she’s not married.)Congratulations on getting this one guys, none of my friends ever got it, but it is harder to notice the Ms. when spoken.9. Walks in with money, exits with chocolate coins.10. Dr. Teeth since he can’t do his own dentistry.11. four+five= 9.12. TRICK QUESTION!!!!!! Most people overthink this one. All you have to ask is something like “what is my name” or “what is 2+2″ The real one will tell the truth, the clone will lie and you have your answer!BONUS:I wrote numbers 8 and 9 (I also reworded 12)Good job everyone.
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